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picMovie Haiku - Arahan
www.arahan.co.kr
Dir: Ryoo Seung-wan
Cast: Ryoo Seung-bum, Yun Soy, Ahn Sung-ki, Jung Doo-hang
Her palm blast floors him
Old Masters unlock his chi
now he can fight evil
Full review…
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picMovie Haiku - Batman Begins
www.batmanbeginsmovie.co.uk
Dir: Christopher Nolan
Cast: Christian Bale, Michael Caine, Liam Neeson, Katie Holmes
Black cape, pointy ears
he'll scare villains of Gotham
hey look there's Tim Booth
Full review at www.feedthepony.blogspot.com
picMovie Haiku - Mr. & Mrs. Smith
www.mrandmrssmithmovie.com
Dir: Doug Liman
Cast: Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie, Vince Vaughan, Adam Brody
High concept garbage
mission to kill each other
needs marriage guidance
Full review at www.feedthepony.blogspot.com
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picThe Subways at the Concorde
The Subways manage to make a tremendous racket out of two boys, one girl, an electric guitar, a bass guitar and one drumkit. They've also…
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picDo Me Bad Things at the Concorde
This could have gone either way. A band with nine members including three vocalists, mixing styles and sounds that make you feel like you're partying…
picMovie Haiku - Millions
www.millionsthemovie.co.uk
Dir: Danny Boyle
Cast: Alex Edel, Lewis McGibbon, James Nesbitt, Daisy Donovan
Kids find stolen cash
spend it or give it to poor
but thief wants it back
Full review…
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picMovie Haiku - House Of Wax
www.houseofwaxmovie.co.uk
Dir: Jaume Collet-Serra
Cast: Elisha Cuthbert, Chad Michael Murray, Brian Van Holt, Paris Hilton
Folk covered in wax
horny Hilton has headache
eye candy and gore
Full review on www.feedthepony.blogspot.com
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picFrightFest Movie Haiku - Sin City
www.sincitythemovie.com
Dir: Frank Miller & Robert Rodriguez
Cast: Bruce Willis, Mickey Rourke, Clive Owen, Jessica Alba
Tales of the city
all violence, justice, revenge
like living comic
Full review to follow.
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picFantasy Football Awards
Congratulations to Dom who won this year's Fantasy Football Super League Manager of the Season award and picks up his winner's medal and fifty quid.…
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picMovie Haiku - Star Wars Episode III
www.starwars.com
Dir: George Lucas
Cast: Ewan McGregor, Natalie Portman, Hayden Christensen, Ian McDiarmid
He becomes Vader
Ouch, that lava is scorching
give me that black mask
Full review on www.feedthepony.blogspot.com
picMovie Haiku - The Leader, His Driver...
www.nickbroomfield.com
Dir: Nick Broomfield
Cast: Eugene Terre'Blanche, JP Meyer, Anita Meyer, Nick Broomfield
Eugene's not happy
Nick's late cos he stopped for tea
don't overtake me!
Full review at www.feedthepony.blogspot.com
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picMovie Haiku - The Jacket
www.thejacketmovie.co.uk
Dir: John Maybury
Cast: Adrien Brody, Keira Knightley, Kris Kristofferson, Jennifer Jason Leigh
He died in Gulf War
goes mad wearing straight-jacket
visits the future
Full review at www.feedthepony.blogspot.com
picMovie Haiku - XXX2: The Next Level
www.sonypictures.co.uk/movies/triplex2
Dir: Lee Tamahori
Cast: Ice Cube, Willem Dafoe, Scott Speedman, Samuel L. Jackson
It's Cube not Diesel
he must save the president
world's first tank-jacking
Movie review at www.feedthepony.blogspot.com
picMovie Haiku - Maria Full Of Grace
www.mariafullofgrace.com
Dir: Joshua Marston
Cast: Catalina Sandino Moreno, Yenny Paola Vega, Virgina Ariza, John Alex Toro
She becomes drug mule
swallows sixty-two pellets
but will she get caught?
Movie review on…
picMovie Haiku - Cursed
www.miramax.com/cursed
Dir: Wes Craven
Cast: Christina Ricci, Joshua Jackson, Jesse Eisenberg, Shannon Elizabeth
Werewolves by Scream team
film so bad they made it twice
dreadfully funny
Movie review on www.feedthepony.blogspot.com
picMovie Haiku - The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy
www.thefilmfactory.co.uk/hitchhikers
Dir: Garth Jennings
Cast: Martin Freeman, Sam Rockwell, Mos Def, Zooey Deschanel
They travel through space
Earth destroyed by Vogon fleet
don't panic it's fine
Movie review on www.feedthepony.blogspot.com
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picMovie Haiku - The Amityville Horror
www.amityvillehorrormovie.co.uk
Dir: Andrew Douglas
Cast: Ryan Reynolds, Melissa George, Jesse James, Philip Baker Hall
Move to evil house
now they all look like demons
woof-woof, chop-chop, oops!
Movie review at www.feedthepony.blogspot.com
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picMovie Haiku - The Interpreter
www.interpretermovie.com
Dir: Sydney Pollack
Cast: Nicole Kidman, Sean Penn, Catherine Keener, Hugo Speer
Plot to kill leader
She's in danger cos she heard
but has shady past
Movie review to follow.
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picMovie Haiku - Sahara
www.saharamovie.com
Dir: Breck Eisner
Cast: Matthew McConaughey, Steve Zahn, Penelope Cruz, Lennie James
Ship in the desert
toxic waste in the water
Zahn loses hat twice
Movie review to follow.
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Good Morning Captain have just released a split 7" single with Jacobs Stories on Midmarch Records. Good Morning Captain have recorded the track "A Fire!…
picEmiliana Torrini at the Komedia
Emiliana Torrini released her debut collection of songs, Love In The Time Of Science, way back in 1999 and spent the next eighteen months releasing…
picThe new Rooney?
www.bbc.co.uk/sport
Congratulations to James Vaughan who yesterday became the youngest ever Premiership goal scorer, at the age of 16 years and 271 days. The fact that…
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